Yesterday I was on line at BJs ready to check out. The cashier asked the woman in front of me, "Can I put your paper towels on the rack below your cart?" (aka "wagon" for us New Yawkaz). The woman replied, "No just put them on top because I can't bend." There were no obvious injuries on this chick and she continued to yap away on her blue-tooth headset. She was at least 80 pounds over weight and I also assumed she was a senior citizen because of the manner in which she was moving her G-d given body parts.I am great at detecting muscles that have been "shut-down" (aka unused) for gazillions of decades. When she turned toward me, I was completely blown away that she could not have been no more than 35 years old...her body could no longer bend!? This is some scary stuff peops! And I KNOW many of you have same claim to fame.
My book Move Your Assets: From the Chair, Not the Bank! is not meant to prepare you for the Iron Man competition or to turn you into the next Ms. Fitness. My motivation is to prevent you from having to install grab bars next to your toilette or purchase a slow-moving motorized scooter for your 55th birthday! Unfortunately, many of you are well on your way to the scooter store (not the cool Italian kind), or may already be there. My book will change all that; but if you don't want to listen to me and you're still quite skeptical that moving your assets will eliminate most of the ailments you kvetch about then you better read this: